4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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