hotel room ftw
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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