I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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