btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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