There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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