She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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