I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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