yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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