Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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