There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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