We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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