fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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