I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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