Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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