Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
The ass gains better be worth it
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