HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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