I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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