you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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