is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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