After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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