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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.

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(805): View more from California

Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.

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(312): View more from Illinois

so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?

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(602): View more from Arizona

just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.

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(925): View more from California

You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub

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(317): View more from Indiana

This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order

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