I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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