so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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