On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I am puke
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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