Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
