I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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