I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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