So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She even gives head with a lisp.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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