i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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