How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We need to rekindle our bromance
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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