Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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