No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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