that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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