I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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