Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
