I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Green mimosas i think yes
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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