He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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