Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
