I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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