Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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