After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
