I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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