If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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