You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
