someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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