This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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