have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
