Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
