You made me cry and you don't even care
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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