let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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