Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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