I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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