Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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