I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
