where am i from again
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
